Ken wasn't particularly in a mood to finish up his food today so he asked for a loo break. I usually know when he's faking it just to take a break from the meal, but I was feeding the Little K so I let him go without examining the motives behind his request.
Half an hour later, I hear these broken sobs from the loo.
“OMG! Zipper malfunction,” I think and ask “What happened!”
And he's like “I broke the bathroom plumbing.”
I'm going “What?”
The mate is going “How did you manage THAT!”
So Ken says “I was sitting on the pot and resting my head on the tap.”
“Why would you do that?”
“Because I was sleeping!”
“How can you fall asleep in the loo!!!!!”
“I was thinking...”
“What?”
“What God was thinking.”
The pipe was broken. The bathroom was flooded. It's just been 3 days since our house last flooded!!!!
And I began thinking what God was thinking when he created Ken. :)
Then the mate takes everyone's breath away by saying:
“It costs Rs. 110 to replace this pipe. One ice cream costs Rs. 5. How many ice creams could we have bought with Rs. 110?”
Now I am thinking what God was thinking when he created the mate. :)
1 comment:
Hilarious......whtever u may have thot, ur child for sure must have been impressed by tht logic;-D
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